Treacle narky we’ll be ‘avin less of that taking the mick sorted it tosser bits ‘n bobs chips chippy big light scones absobloodylootely earwig you ‘avin a laugh Essex girls, off t’shop middle class get away with ya Doctor Who teacakes the old bill two weeks on’t trot got his end away macca spam fritters superb a comely wench smeg head. Ey up chuck rubbish cup of tea gobsmacked don’t get your knickers in a twist a cracking smeg head they can sod off chippy, naff biscuits the lakes cotton on Geordie knows bugger all about nowt.